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Name: Maher
Location: Austin, Texas, United States
Birthday: 8/4/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: pwning noobs
Expertise: Everything, except for avoiding motorcycle accidents
Occupation: Student
Industry: Medical
Message: message me
AIM:  Mahiggity
Member Since:
1/21/2003
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| I saw a funny comedian yall should check out. His name is Katt Williams; he's really funny. Check out this badass new music website. I heard about it and think it's an amazing idea. Look into it. www.pandora.com | | |
| First off, WOW it's been a long time since I've posted. I guess I haven't had anything to say. Anyway...
In response to Weldon's critcism of working out, I beg to differ. Yes, I do like working out so that I have a better body so bitches enjoy it more when I'm shirtless. However, I can attest that before I started, I was tired ALL THE TIME. I never had energy to do anything. I was always sleeping. Anytime I did anything, I would get exhausted quickly, this includes sex - not that I cared.
Now, I find myself having a surplus of energy. I find that tasks that were exhausting for me previously are not as difficult.
In conclusion, working out isn't just 'preparation for future sexual encounters', or whatever, it is a means to focus negative energy, it makes you healthier, it makes your body more durable, and supposedly extends your life.
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| Surely, we have all seen "Office Space" and remember the humor of the movie. That humor can not be fully realized unless you work in a cubicle environment with lots of paperwork, monotonous tasks, and complaining bosses. Anyway, I finally came to understand why that guy liked his swingline stapler so much. Today, I had to restaple a large stack of papers - I'm talking 20 pages here. The swingline would usually go through it like a hot knife through butter. Unfortunately, some thieving bastard took my stapler and I had to use the cheapo that was lying around. No matter how many attempts, I could not get the staple all the way through the paper. This was extremely frustrating. So, I just stole a swingline off of someone elses desk. Fuck them. If they want it back, they will have to fight me for it.
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| If anyone caught the Giants/Titans game, you'll understand: WOW! He's doing it again. If you watch that game, some time in the 4th quarter, you see him transforming from rookie to legend. This guy is magic. Someone took a cheap shot at Vince and guess who gets in the guy's face....Lendale. Yes, despite the rose bowl upset, they are buddies. Anyway, vince is amazing. The commentator's were all: "Haven't we seen this before?" "This guy is a gazelle!" "How does he do that?" "I can't believe I just witnessed that." Vince. Greatness.
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Wonderful! I look like a bunch of chicks, a short scientology freak, and a fag!
This is the celebrity I think that I look most like:
Brad Paisley
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